heyfunniest:

“man lying in bed smiling”

that is not a smile

that is a cry for help 

(Source: conversationparade)

  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude
theepichumor:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

If you read this we’re dating now, no choice.

(Source: hijakey.com, via pleasedontleadmeon)

the-breaking-pointe-blog:

Beckanne!
lulz-time:

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danseurprincipal:

Sarah Lamb and Federico Bonelli in Swan Lake, The Royal Ballet

danseurprincipal:

Sarah Lamb and Federico Bonelli in Swan Lake, The Royal Ballet

(via textbooksandtendus)

Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin. Now you are aware.

box-o-laughs:

via box-o-laughs

(Source: itgoesdeeper)

That annoying moment when you’re standing in a circle of people and someone moves and stands right in front of you

box-o-laughs:

And you’re just standing behind them like

via box-o-laughs

(Source: yourhaloisslipping)

succeeded:

same

(Source: lewky, via paper-dreams-h0ney)